ok everyone, i know this is the saddest thing on earth, but i got a livejournal. i guess im going to have to abandon my beautiful deviantart journal, but maybe its for the better. good bye deviantart journal

edit: haha, WHOOPS! it would be nice if i told you what my new name is, wouldnt it? ok, its hereticpie12. have fun.

ps. i'll still submit pictures and art and stufff....ew this is actually making me sad. hah, i know, STUPID. oh well. end.

yessssssssssssssssssssss, SNOW DAY! haha WOW i would have been screwwwed if there wasnt one. so anywaaaaay, now we only have three days of school this week. yum. i dont think im doing anything big over the vacation, so maybe i'll just hang out at the wall a lot. HA. wall. kathleen, you're crazy and deaf. so hm, oh yeah, kathleen left the virgin suicides book that she was supposed to give to heleyna at my house. so now i have it. i would read it, but i have a feeling it wouldnt be very good for an english report. maybe im wrong. but whatever, i'll read sometime. well, thats the end. my mom just came upstairs and said 'OO wanna make COOKIES TODAY?!' YES, COOKIES! cookies are always good. i heart my mommy. end.

oh god, if we dont have a snow day tomorrow i am SCREWED. ahh, i havent studied for my two tests or done some hw and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lick me. too many things happened in the last two days so i dont feel like writing about them. read heleyna or kathleens livejournals. basically, heres the story:
empress, hot men, jealousy, 100% green day, christmas for jews, christmas ham and hebrew prayers. end. so heres a fun survey.

If I were a month I would be: december
If I were a day of the week I would be: friday
If I were a time of day I would be: afternoon
If I were a planet I would be: saturn..rinnnnnnngs
If I were a sea animal I would be: an otter...so cuuute.
If I were a direction I would be: sideways
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a chair...maybe i'll have some hot guys ass on my face
If I were a sin I would be: HERESY. TIMES TEN.
If I were a historical figure I would be: abe "the babe" lincoln...haha what the hell. he had a cool hat.
If I were a liquid I would be: MILK.
If I were a stone, I would be: ...smooth?
If I were a tree, I would be: a cherry blossom tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a flamingo
If I were a tool, I would be: a HOE. AAAAHAHA. lick me.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a rose....or some kind of long vine.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a warm, cloudy day, with a few sunshowers.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: a wild dolphin
If I were a color, I would be: black...t3h g4w7h of course.
If I were an emotion, I would be: paranoia
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a potato
If I were a sound, I would be: OOO EEE OOO....KILLER TOFU. the sound of rain. killer tofu? that was so random.
If I were an element, I would be: hydrogen
If I were a car, I would be: a blue 67 ford fairlane....god, i know billie joe WAY too well. i shouldnt know that off the top of my head.
If I were a song, I would be: .....OOO EEE OOO...KILLER TOFU. um, too many to choose from. i dont know.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: tim burton aka my loveslave
If I were a poem, I would be written by: tim burton aka my loveslave
If I were a food, I would be: a latke...hahaha.
If I were a place, I would be: STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON. haha, i'd be new york city.
If I were a material, I would be: worn out bluejean material
If I were a taste, I would be: ....sweet?
If I were a scent, I would be: Chanel No. 5....hahahaha, oh trew....i dunno, the smell of rain.
If I were a religion, I would be: agnostic...? oh yeah, an agnostic jew. because thats what i am. bitch.
If I were a word, I would be: im gonna say....cootinanyoonan. or ocrayma. or heretic.
If I were an object, I would be: boxers.... OH or a WALL! WALLS ARE SO GOOD.
If I were a body part I would be: an ear....ears are so good.
If I were a facial expression I would be: nose face....haha, yesssss.
If I were a subject in school I would be: video production
If I were a shape I would be a: dodecahedron...i dont think i spelled that right.
If I were a number I would be: ~*xX666Xx*~

You and Yourself
1)What's your name? Amanda
2)Do you like your name? sort of. im used to it i guess.
3)What other names were your parents going to name you? no idea.
5)What is the most annoying name? KEVIN.
6)What is the most attractive name? well actually i think tre is a hot name. OH jimmy. too many hot jimmys.
7)Ever wish you were a member of the opposite sex? haha yeah, sometimes.
8)How often do you wash/bathe? uhh...every other day. yeah yeah, i know. im fucking dirty. lick me.
9)Where do you shave? well, i shave my beard, my side burns...haha, just kidding. um, my legs, underarms, and occasionally...other areas...
10)How do you relax? listen to music, write poems, talk to people i love
11)What are your pet peeves? when people use 'gay' as an insult, when people are openly racist, and when people are obsessed with religion.

You and Others
1)Who is your best friend? Heleynaz0rz. and Karen from camp. LOVE that girl.
2)Why are they your best friend? Heleyna - well, she happens to be the queen of sex and everything sexual. i can ramble about random shit and be insanely phsyco around her. she's also a BEAST in the sack. Karen - she is soooo funny, and we just laughed at every thing on earth. and she likes to hump me. a lot.
4)Do you find it easy to get along with other people? uh, i guess it depends on their personality?
5)Do you talk to strangers? not usually, no. unless i have to i guess.
6)Prefer to talk to people younger or older than you? hmm, usually my age. maybe one year older or younger.
7)Are you patient when talking to others? most of the time, yeah. unless i have somewhere to go or something else to do.
8)How to you deal with people that annoy you? eh, depends on how they are annoying me. if they are being really mean, i might bitch them out. but most of the time i just ignore them or say 'cool' every two seconds. or be really sarcastic.
9)Would you say you are polite? most of the time i guess
10)Do you talk to your neighbours? well, sometimes i'll say hi to dextor, my yodeling neighbor. he lives across from me. sometimes i'll make him yodel for my friends. but i dont even fucking know the people that live to the left of me. i have never seen their faces in my life. it is SO weird. and they've been living next to us for as long as we've been here. almost 10 years. so weird. and yeah, the people on the right of us just moved in. so i dont really know them yet.
11)If you see an accident or incident, do you inquire about it? um, if i know the people i guess...

You and Love
1) Are you in a relationship with anyone? nope
3) If not, are you currently looking? yup
4) Would you ever have an affair, and why? uh, maybe if i was a humongous horny bitch with no sense of control
5) Do you agree with casual sex? sure why not
6) Would you have a relationship with someone that already had children? i dunno, i'll tell you in 20 years.
7) How old do you want to be when you marry? older than 25
9) What would you call your future children? haha hmm....tony's pizzaria, and farchild taft. hah, i dont know.
10) Would you ever marry an 80-year-old millionaire? maybe if i was an 80 year old ho
11) What is your age limit for relationships? right now probably below 17

You and Life
1) What do you want as a future career? something in the video and photography industry...maybe a film editor or something
2) What are your ambitions? i dunnoooo
4) Believe in growing old disgracefully? .....sure? what? i dont know..
5) How would you want to die? acid overdose...haha, or maybe from an explosive orgasm. other then that, in my sleep i guess.
6) How would you want your funeral? i want to be attached to wires, hung over a dance floor like a puppet, and someone will make me dance the night away like the disco turkey i am....WHAT? IM ON CRACK.
7) Would you kill yourself if a loved one died? i dont think so, but i cant really say unless im in the situation. which i havent been so far.
8) If you had one last request, what would it be? um. i'd request to take a lot of acid and eat itallian wedding soup with my friends. YUM. oh yeah, and billie joe can come too. along with sexpot and sporty boy. we'll all take acid, have sex, and eat lots of itallian wedding soup. YES!
9) If you only had a month to live, what would you do? oh god. id have crazy sex with every hot guy on earth, take A LOT of acid and other drugs, steal lots of cool things, go skinny dipping with all my friends, go streaking with all my friends, tell all my friends how much i love them, make out with a lot of guys like every day, and.....eat lots of itallian wedding soup.
10) What is the point of life? to get thought it without killing yourself, and maybe accomplish something by the end of it. and to have lots of sex. and have babies. so that the human race doesnt die out.
11) What are you living for? love, happiness, good times

What is your opinion on...
1) The war against Iraq? stupid
2) Discrimination? stupid, but part of human nature
3) Smacking children? horrible and ....horrible
5) The fire service strikes? sure why not...although kind of stupid
6) Obesity? it happens
7) Online dating? HA so stupid. the EPITOME of stupid.
8) Adultery? bad
10) Vegetarian diets? YUM animals taste SO good. i like meatballs. especially in itallian wedding soup.
11) Self harm? stupid stupid stupid

yeah, i guess i do talk about green day too much. i will stop now. end.